Toshiba laptops get facial recognition security software

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Toshiba’s laptops with “fusion finish” (the U400, M300, A300 and P300) will now come with facial recognition software that won’t let you login unless your face (or whatever other part of your anatomy you waved at the webcam during setup) matches a database of stored user images.

In unrelated news police expect the number of decapitations associated with laptop thefts to increase.

“Hand over your laptop or else!, hold on that’s one of them fancy Toshiba ones, sorry mate I’m just going to have to decapitate you as well.”

(via hothardware)